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EDWARD CULLEN-UNHEALTHY STAMP by ~swtiine:iconswtiine:

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Stamp version of my ever-so-popular & deleted deviation [thanks dA!] called "Edward Cullen - Unhealthy"! The deleted deviation listed reasons why Edward was unhealthy [unkosher] to everyone's health. Originally & still meant to poke fun at the character who fangirls believe to be the ultimate "perfect" guy :lmao:

Some of these ideas came from a Facebook group thread & others I made up as well ;)

:star: IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STAMP, JUST LEAVE! :star:

WHAT THE STAMP SAYS---
Reasons Why Edward Cullen is Unhealthy:
-real men don't sparkle, that's just weird
-guys don't watch their g/fs sleep every night, stalker
-boyfriends don't emotionally abuse their girlfriends
-love is based on inability to read minds
-love is based on good-smelling blood
-108-year old vamp with a 17-year old girl
-stone lips & cold body = not so warm & fuzzy
-no dates in the past 100 years?! charming? nope!
-he's not badass if he has to repeat it all the time
-he's not real & never will be...GET OVER IT!

If you're going to use, please :+fav:/:+favlove: &/or leave a comment!

MORE ANTI TWILIGHT STAMPS OF MINE//
Not Into Twilight Series --> [link]
Twilight vs Disney --> [link]
Edward Wears Glitter --> [link]
SM Stole My BFF --> [link]

CROSS-POSTED @ :iconantitwilight:

[c] Twilight series to Stephenie Meyer
[c] Brushes to ??? note me if it's yours for credit!

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If you want to use this [project, alter it, etc], please let me know! It won't hurt asking ;D

Comments


:iconfarrahellette:
Mood: Love ~farrahellette Jun 13, 2008, 4:18:55 PM
so, so true.... i mean can you say Possessive much?

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think in circles; thoughts are better round <3
:iconswtiine:
~swtiine Jun 13, 2008, 4:26:50 PM
Indeedy so! I mean, I can understand it every once & a while, but it's like possessive overload *raises eyebrow*

Glad you loved it :highfive:

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love is a dream come true :smooch: [link]
:iconin-the-machine:
*In-The-Machine Jun 13, 2008, 4:27:20 PM
Get ready for the legions of brain-dead Edward-addicts that will attempt to lacerate your face for this.

If that happens, that means you did a good job. :)

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98% of 98% signatures are bullshit.

"...I wouldn’t necessarily consider a gap in logic within the mind of a psychotic serial killer a plot hole. That’s like critiquing the grammar of someone who writes on the walls in an insane asylum."
:iconswtiine:
~swtiine Jun 13, 2008, 4:30:12 PM
Oh it's definitely happened since this was a graphic before & dA deleted it :lmao:

But thank you & hopefully my face will be in contact later ;)

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love is a dream come true :smooch: [link]
:iconswtiine:
~swtiine Jun 13, 2008, 4:31:50 PM
:bow:

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love is a dream come true :smooch: [link]
:iconin-the-machine:
*In-The-Machine Jun 13, 2008, 4:32:32 PM
You have the backing of the club so I guess things'll turn out :)

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98% of 98% signatures are bullshit.

"...I wouldn’t necessarily consider a gap in logic within the mind of a psychotic serial killer a plot hole. That’s like critiquing the grammar of someone who writes on the walls in an insane asylum."
:iconswtiine:
~swtiine Jun 13, 2008, 4:33:17 PM
Oh yea, I got our wonderful club to help keep fangirls at bay :giggle:

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love is a dream come true :smooch: [link]
:iconle-romancier-garou:
~le-romancier-garou Jun 13, 2008, 5:04:26 PM
Standing ovation! :clap:

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“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties”
~ Jules Renard

:rose:
:iconswtiine:
~swtiine Jun 13, 2008, 5:10:42 PM
Thank you kindly :bow:

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love is a dream come true :smooch: [link]
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